The biggest blackest icing on the biggest blackest cake

It’s literally just a foam block

The box expansion may be my favorite thing ever


I just love the people who run cards against humanity.


i am groot.

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apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so


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